El Douche Book - The Psychology Of Facebook
Leave Them Hanging Status Bait |  | 
Once a week i'm presented with this little beauty, i'm talking about the Facebook status update that is designed for people to ask further questions because there wasn't enough information provided.
Life Is Short | |
A funny thing happened the other day. I was logged into facebook and a friend of mine posted an annoying inspirational message. Now I have always found these type of messages extremely hypocritical. If you are going to preach these words, you better be living by it.
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Cum | |
Now there are a lot of spelling mistakes that I can let fly, but "come" isn't one of them. Cum makes me think of sperm, so unless you want people to associate your message with sperm then you need to rectify this.
Loving life | |
I'm talking about the facebook status updates declaring how much they are loving life right now. In case you don't know what I am talking about, here is an example.
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